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teenage dirtbag

Heyy, I'm Jordan ;)

sofiaauditores:

*inhales* what a beautiful day *exhales* to play video games for 15 hours straight

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phobias:

i need a cuddle buddy, must be ok with listening to my music and spending 13 hours in bed together

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lesbiancutie:

she wears short skirts i wear nuclear radiation proof body suits 

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gracefullikeagazelle:

knives-and-pipes:

upgraders:

most private thing im willing to admit: im not good at estimating how much pasta is enough for one person 

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I’m sorry, does that scale progress from a child to a HORSE?

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rabioheab:

has anyone ever actually had a bully demand them for their lunch money ever in history or is that just a myth

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rabioheab:

calling people on the phone is more stressful than open heart surgery 

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earloffabulousness:

When i was little i wanted to grow up to be a disney princess but im pretty sure i just became Yzma 

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